THIS JUST OCCURRED TO ME ABOUT THE HULK — the military was probably right in trying to bring that crazy mofo into custody. I mean, that guy was out of control, a serious threat to public safety. Sure, he was misunderstood. But he was a giant, violent, angry green ball of misunderstanding that could smash buildings and swing tanks over his head. So, yeah, let’s get the guy some professional help so he can work out his issues — but for god’s sake, let’s get him that help under federal custody. I don’t know why that didn’t occur to me when I was a kid. Or maybe it’s yet another sign of being old and fearful now.